Good help is hard to find ... but SCD hires only the best!

The few, the proud: A computational scientist holding multiple Ph.D., FuBAR, and RTFM degrees was recently reported hired by SCD based on his leading-edge IT expertise.

On second look, this individual proved to be a stuffed Dilbert doll.

In reality, SCD welcomed three new hires in November 2000: Gary New, a facilities engineer; Bryan Anderson, a network technician; and Michael Iseli, a student assistant.

Photo: Lynda Lester/SCD